My Peculiar-Tale of the Missing Pop-Tarts

My Peculiar Tale of the missing Pop Tarts is a Particular Testament to the Passive Temerity of People Thoughtless enough to Put Tarts away in Plastic Trash bags and not Publicly Tell their Partner The whereabouts of said Pop Tarts. My Peculiar Tale of the missing Pop Tarts is Phinished, so There. jdc